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Hot Yoga Thought Timeline from This Morning

Actual thoughts from my head this morning.

10:20am: I am optimistic that I will make it through this without crying.
10:30am: It is pretty hot in here.
10:32am: Is it getting hotter in here? It is getting hotter in here.
10:35am: Where is my water.
10:40am: Find my calm center? All I want to find is some air that is not hot.
11:00am: I think I blacked out for 20 minutes?
11:15am: CALM CENTER YOURSELF IN THE FACE GIVE ME AIR AND WATER AND A TACO
11:20am: I can’t move because I just downward dogged into my face.
11:30am: Where did everyone go and why am I here alone.

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